Another day, another "high-precision" ballistic missile. This time they targeted an enterprise in the Odesa region, because nothing says military threat quite like a local business.
While everyone was arguing about the weather, Ukrainian drones went on an absolute rampage across Russia, flying up to 2,000 kilometers just to say "hi" to their oil and rocket factories.
So, Ukraine and Germany just signed a deal to develop a new air defense system called FREYJA. Yes, named after the Norse goddess of love and war, because nothing says "I love you" like intercepting a ballistic missile.
Just when you think the war couldn't get any more intensely sci-fi, the latest update from the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine drops, and the numbers look like a typo from a futuristic nightmare.
Just another day of our neighbors proving they have absolutely nothing better to do than terrorize civilians and break things.
Just when you think they can't get any more pathetic, they start sending cheap DIY drones to wage war against local Ukrainian gas stations and asphalt.
Just when you think the depths of absolute depravity have been thoroughly mapped, our neighbors find a way to dig even deeper. Literally.
Just another weekend of neighborly love from across the border, this time targeting ordinary folks going about their day.
The Dutch Ministry of Defence just looked at the map, looked at Ukraine, looked at their own warehouses, and went: "Yeah, we need a lot of drones. Like, right now."
It only took years of deep concern and endless paper-shuffling, but international monitors have officially noticed what we’ve been screaming about since day one.
Sweden and Ukraine just locked in a deal for 32 Gripen fighter jets, split between freebies and a shopping spree. But as with any good Scandinavian furniture, assembly and delivery will take some time.
It's another wild day on the frontline: 48 massive attacks already, with Pokrovsk and Kostiantynivka taking the absolute worst of it, but our boys are busy sending greetings deep into Russia.