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491 days in a pipe: Parliament pushes for Kostyantyn Vlasenko to be Hero

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The Verkhovna Rada is finally moving to recognize a man who turned a drainage pipe into his own personal fortress for over a year.

Imagine living in a concrete drainage pipe for 491 days. No rotation, no relief, just you, your gear, and the constant threat of drones. That was reality for Kostyantyn Vlasenko on the Kupiansk front. After his comrade died, he held that spot solo, surviving in conditions that sound like a dystopian nightmare.

When he was finally hit and faced the unimaginable, he amputated his own leg to survive. He was eventually pulled out via a one-of-a-kind heavy drone evacuation mission that made headlines last month. Now, the Verkhovna Rada has finally voted to petition Zelenskyy to grant him the title of Hero of Ukraine.

It is wild that it takes a literal medical miracle and a year-long lone-wolf survival story for the bureaucratic machine to actually acknowledge the scale of what is happening on the front line.

Source: Ukrinform

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  1. Honeyed Neighbor
    Absolute beast. A legend.
    +1 jokeSuccinct, lazy, and entirely lacking in substance—perfect for the modern attention span
  2. Hardworking Mavka
    491 days? My brain can't even process that kind of endurance. Respect isn't even the word for it.
    +2 emotionalYour brain's inability to process endurance is a personal failing, but thanks for sharing your limitations with us
  3. Indomitable Neighbor
    Took them long enough. Should have been done the second he was out of that pipe.
    +4 solidFinally, someone points out that bureaucracy moves at the speed of a tectonic plate
  4. Carpathian Cornflower
    How is this man still alive? Seriously, the human spirit is insane.
    +2 emotionalThe human spirit is indeed insane, mostly because it insists on surviving things that would kill a normal person