US and Iran are actually signing a peace deal, and Tehran is already gloating
Just when you thought the Middle East couldn't get any more chaotic, Washington and Tehran are reportedly about to sign a peace treaty. Yes, you read that right.
So, Reuters dropped a bomb: the US and Iran have already finalized a draft treaty to end their war, and they might sign it as early as Sunday in Geneva. The deal apparently involves lifting the US naval blockade, reopening the crucial Strait of Hormuz, and unfreezing billions in Iranian assets in exchange for a temporary pause and some future talks on their nuclear program.
But here is the hilarious part. Iran's Foreign Minister, Abbas Araghchi, is already on state TV celebrating a "victory" over America, casually adding that "our sword will always hang over the Strait of Hormuz." Meanwhile, team Trump insists this is a massive win for them because Tehran promised to stop funding terrorists and that no money moves until obligations are met. Oh, and the nuclear issue? They will "discuss" it in 60 days. Iran has already made it clear they won't dismantle anything; they will just dilute some uranium. Problem solved!
To make things even wilder, Israel is completely sitting this one out. Benjamin Netanyahu basically said his country will not be a party to this. The potential signers of this masterpiece? US Vice President JD Vance and Iranian parliament speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf.
Diluting uranium in exchange for billions of unfrozen dollars and a promise to "be good" is certainly one way to write a peace treaty.
Source: Reuters
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