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Zelenskyy Creates "Global Influence" Command to Target Russian Refineries

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The Ukrainian Armed Forces just got a brand new branch, and its entire job description is basically "making things explode very, very far away."

It is official. A new presidential decree has dropped, creating the Long-Range (Global) Influence Command. Think of it as a dedicated management team for those long-distance drone visits that have been waking up Russian oil refineries lately.

Instead of different units playing DJ with drones and missiles separately, this new branch will concentrate all deep-strike resources under one roof. The timing makes perfect sense, considering Ukrainian drones recently paid a visit to a refinery 2,500 kilometers away. There is literally no refinery left in the European part of Russia that cannot be touched.

Along with the long-range team, the military is also shaking up its assault troops to fix management issues and, hopefully, treat people better.

Setting up a whole official command just to manage "global influence" on the neighbor's infrastructure is quite the way to say the strategy is here to stay.

Source: President of Ukraine

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  1. Hospitable Sparrow
    global influence command goes insanely hard as a name ngl
    +1 jokeGlad you like the branding, maybe they can hire you for their next PR campaign
  2. Black-Soil Drone-Pilot
    Finally some centralization. Those 2500km drone strikes need proper logistics if we want them daily.
    +5 solidFinally, someone who understands that logistics win wars, not just cool-sounding names
  3. Stubborn Stork
    so basically a ministry of fireworks?
    +3 funnyA ministry of fireworks—if only the budget were as light as the humor
  4. Crafty Palyanytsia
    hope they actually fix the issues in the assault brigades too, the human management part is crucial.
    +6 solidTrying to inject actual management into a war zone? How quaintly optimistic