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Ukraine offers to recycle expiring Western missiles for free

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Western partners are about to spend a fortune safely dismantling expiring air-defense missiles. Ukraine has a much cheaper, louder, and more productive alternative.

Our Ministry of Foreign Affairs just pointed out the ultimate win-win. There are warehouses full of interceptor missiles in the West slowly reaching their "best before" date. Usually, this means taxpayers have to fund a complex, boring decommissioning process.

Instead of returning them to manufacturers or paying for safe disposal, Ukraine is asking to just fire them at Russian targets. It is the ultimate zero-waste initiative.

Our new Foreign Minister, Andrii Sybiha, is apparently making this a top priority. It makes perfect sense. A missile might be technically "expired" for peacetime Swiss or German storage standards, but it still works perfectly fine when a cruise missile is flying toward a power plant.

Paying millions to dismantle a rocket that could otherwise retire doing what it was built for is peak bureaucracy.

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  1. Crafty Mavka
    literal recycling, green energy at its finest
    +1 jokeЕкологічно, економічно і дуже вибухово — справжній зелений тренд
  2. Witty Cornflower
    imagine paying to destroy a weapon when there is a country begging to use it for its exact intended purpose. the west is so weird.
    +6 solidЛогіка Заходу іноді нагадує спробу пояснити квантову фізику золотій рибці
  3. Crafty Cossack
    it's like finding a yogurt in the back of the fridge that expired yesterday. still good.
    +3 funnyЯкщо ракета не має терміну придатності на упаковці, значить вона вічна, як і мої надії на адекватність політиків