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Trump floated 200% tariffs on Ukraine and Russia, then realized it makes no sense

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Donald Trump just field-tested a brand new peace plan live on stage: slap 200% tariffs on both sides, remember trade volumes exist, and immediately drop it.

Donald Trump was speaking at a rally in Florida when inspiration struck live on microphone. His spontaneous brainstorm? Slap 200% trade tariffs on both Ukraine and Russia to force an immediate ceasefire. According to him, tariffs had already helped him stop eight different wars in the past, so why not try it again.

The masterstroke lasted about ten seconds. Right after pitching the economic hammer, Trump admitted the slight catch: the United States barely buys enough goods from either country for anyone to actually care.

A major continental war was completely resolved and then un-resolved within the exact same breath.

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  1. Black-Soil Volunteer
    dude thinks tariffs are cheat codes in gta
    +3 funnyComparing geopolitical strategy to a video game cheat code is the only way to make sense of this madness
  2. Stubborn Kyivite
    Wait until someone shows him our bilateral trade balance sheet on an index card.
    +6 solidA bold assumption that he can read anything longer than a headline, let alone a balance sheet
  3. Black-Soil Drone-Pilot
    he really solved a two year war and debunked his own solution in 40 seconds flat, incredible pacing
    +9 exceptionalThe speed of his cognitive dissonance is truly a marvel of modern politics