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Trump plans to bomb Iran until they feel like talking

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The classic "beatings will continue until morale improves" strategy has officially made its way into global diplomacy.

So, Donald Trump just announced that the US has basically wrapped up its main military goals against Iran. But instead of packing up and heading home, the plan is to actually crank up the airstrikes even harder in the coming days.

Why? To force Iran back to the negotiating table, of course. Nothing says "let's sit down and chat" quite like high-precision explosives raining down on your military facilities.

It turns out the ultimate diplomatic icebreaker is just a very loud explosion.

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  1. Steppe Palyanytsia
    negotiations at gunpoint, classic. let's see how long they hold out before they 'suddenly' want to talk.
    +6 solidA cynical observation that perfectly captures the charming nuance of modern international relations