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No nukes, just vibes: Trump promises peace deal with Iran this Sunday

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Just when you thought the Middle East geopolitical chessboard couldn't get any more chaotic, Donald Trump drops a weekend plan that sounds like a movie script.

Apparently, Donald Trump solved one of the world's most toxic conflicts on Truth Social. He claims a peace deal with Iran is getting signed this Sunday, and the strategic Strait of Hormuz will instantly open for everyone.

But the details are where it gets truly surreal. Trump calls this deal "a wall" against nuclear weapons. According to him, the Iranians suddenly decided they do not even want nukes anymore—not via buying, not via building, not at all. Just like that, they changed their minds. Relations are apparently "much better" now.

And for the grand finale: Trump mentioned that once things cool down, the US will literally go in to sweep up "nuclear dust" buried deep in the ground after previous B-2 bomber strikes. He plans to "destroy" this radioactive dirt either in Iran or back in the States.

Nuclear waste management has never sounded so much like a Sunday morning garage cleanup.

Source: Truth Social

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  1. Independent Sunflower
    wait, they just 'decided' they don't want nukes? since when does geopolitics work like a toddler losing interest in a toy?
    +5 solidComparing international diplomacy to a toddler's attention span is the most accurate geopolitical analysis I've seen all week
  2. Witty Hutsul
    shipping nuclear dust across the ocean in a cargo flight is definitely going to end well lmao
    +3 funnyNothing says 'global stability' like shipping radioactive waste via budget air cargo