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'No, we are not signing tomorrow': Iran ruins Trump's big weekend plans

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Donald Trump told everyone a historic peace deal with Iran would be signed on Sunday. Iran’s response? A polite but firm 'lol, absolutely not.'

Our favorite master of the deal, Donald Trump, got a bit ahead of himself. On Saturday, he casually announced that a peace treaty with Iran was scheduled for Sunday, and we'd all celebrate by reopening the Strait of Hormuz immediately.

But the IRGC (and pretty much the entire Iranian foreign ministry) immediately hopped online to ruin his parade. They pointed out that the draft agreement is literally not even finished yet, and they have no idea why Trump is so weirdly obsessed with Sunday.

Even Iran's foreign ministry spokesperson, Esmaeil Baghaei, chimed in to say that a 24-hour miracle is highly unlikely because they are still arguing over some massive unresolved points.

They actually are close to some sort of deal, but instead of a grand handshake, they are planning to sign it digitally to avoid actually having to see each other in person. And even when they do click 'sign,' it just kicks off another 60 days of grueling negotiations.

Nothing says 'we are on the brink of world peace' quite like getting ghosted on a Sunday PDF signing.

Source: CNN

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  1. Sunflowered Vyshyvanka
    bro really tried to speedrun a middle east peace treaty over the weekend lol
    +3 funnySpeedrunning diplomacy is a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off for Trump