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SBU Catches GRU Mole in the Military

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Military counterintelligence caught a Russian spy hiding right inside the army ranks.

Imagine taking an oath to protect your country and then quietly picking up a side hustle for Russian intelligence. Counterintelligence officers teamed up with the Commander-in-Chief to pull a Russian agent out of the army who was busy coordinating Russian missile and drone strikes across Poltava Oblast, hitting local fuel infrastructure.

Instead of doing his actual duty, he was basically serving as an unpaid target locator for enemy air strikes. Feeding targeting data to the very people shelling your own comrades is a special level of betrayal.

Trading a military service record for a lifetime stay in a maximum-security cell is certainly one way to plan for retirement.

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  1. Embroidered Cornflower
    enjoy prison forever traitor
    +1 jokeA very concise way to say you are not a fan of treason, though hardly a groundbreaking legal analysis
  2. Independent Cornflower
    imagine risking life imprisonment for a country that treats its spies like disposable wipes lol
    +6 solidA rare moment of clarity where someone realizes that being a disposable asset is a terrible career path