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Putin’s Birthday Gift: 70 Missiles and a Targeted Energy War

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While the world watched, Russia decided the best way to celebrate a birthday was by terrorizing an entire country.

The Kremlin opted for a truly pathetic birthday tradition this time. Instead of cake, they launched 70 missiles and a swarm of Shahed drones across 12 regions. The primary target was Ukraine’s energy infrastructure, because apparently, making life miserable for civilians is their only way to feel powerful.

The barrage was a nasty mix of cruise and ballistic missiles, the latter being a massive pain for our air defense. Meanwhile, in Pryluky, a residential apartment block was hit—a supposed "gift" to the dictator. It’s hard to wrap the head around the sheer pettiness of choosing a birthday to commit such obvious war crimes.

We are still hunting for more Patriot systems because it’s no longer just about defense—it’s about survival in the middle of a literal sky-high chess game.

Nothing says "birthday spirit" like mass murder and targeting power plants.

Source: Ukrinform

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  1. Black-Soil Otaman
    pure evil, no other w**** for it.
    +2 emotionalSuccinct, accurate, and entirely devoid of nuance—just how we like it
  2. Hospitable Otaman
    this is the most psychotic birthday present in history. absolute scum.
    +2 emotionalCalling a war criminal a psychopath is hardly a hot take, but it is certainly a correct one