Marco Rubio Thinks the War Is Just About Donbas and Cheap Diesel
Apparently, the biggest invasion in modern European history is actually just a tiny real estate dispute over 11% of territory. At least according to the new US Secretary of State.
Marco Rubio casually announced that people need to stop calling it a war in Ukraine, because it's really just about Donbas. In his eyes, it is basically a squabble over 11% of the country that Moscow cannot seize by force and Kyiv refuses to surrender, meaning both sides simply need to sit down and make concessions.
To top off the geopolitical masterclass, he also defended buying Russian diesel. The rationale: global fuel prices are high, things are unstable around the Red Sea, and a little discounted fuel is just practical economics.
Nothing screams foreign policy realism quite like reducing thousands of airstrikes and full-scale devastation to a local zoning dispute with a side order of bargain fuel.
Source: state.gov
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