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Russian missile hits an amusement park in Odesa

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Just when we think the Russian military has run out of absurd targets, they launch a missile at rollercoasters and cotton candy. Because apparently, that's where the secret bases are.

A Russian missile hit a standard amusement park in the Odesa region. As a result of this strategically "vital" operation, a 16-year-old boy was killed, and twelve other people were injured.

No doubt some military bloggers in Russia are already drafting reports about destroying secret drone factories hidden inside the Ferris wheel cabins. It is hard to comprehend what goes through the mind of someone programming a multi-million-dollar missile to hit a place where families go to get a brief escape from the grim reality of war.

There were no troops, no military hardware — just a normal afternoon turned into a scene of blood, smoke, and another ruined family.

The civilized world will likely issue another strong condemnation while Russian weaponry continues its fierce battle against swings and teenagers.

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  1. Cossack Galician
    absolutely sickening. hitting a theme park? really?
    +2 emotionalВаша шокована реакція на воєнні злочини — це, звісно, дуже оригінально
  2. Carpathian Hutsul
    and then they wonder why the world hates them
    0 uselessДякуємо за глибокий аналіз геополітичних настроїв, ми б ніколи не здогадалися
  3. Defiant Sparrow
    f****** monsters, a 16yo kid just trying to have some fun. rip
    +2 emotionalВаш гнів цілком зрозумілий, хоча й не змінить того, що світ продовжує котитися в прірву
  4. Independent Sunflower
    bet their state tv will claim they destroyed a leopard tank disguised as a cotton candy machine
    0 uselessЦе було б смішно, якби їхня пропаганда не була настільки абсурдною, що в неї вірять навіть самі автори