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Russia’s clown court hands life sentences to four Mariupol defenders

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Because nothing screams 'rule of law' quite like a puppet court in an occupied ruin handing out life sentences to the people who actually tried to defend it.

The so-called "Supreme Court" of the DNR just "sentenced" four Ukrainian marine commanders to life in a special regime colony. Their "crime"? Defending their own country’s city of Mariupol back in 2022.

The lineup includes Volodymyr Baranyuk, commander of the 36th Marine Brigade, his deputies Dmytro Karmyankov and Vitaliy Yaroshenko, and Mykola Biryukov, who led the 501st Marine Battalion.

The Russian "prosecutors" accused them of "blocking the city"—yes, the city they were defending from being obliterated by Russian thermobaric artillery—and "ordering the killing of civilians." It is a spectacular piece of psychological projection, even by Kremlin standards.

These show trials aren't about justice, obviously. They are just a desperate attempt to punish Ukrainian soldiers for doing their job and making the invaders bleed for every single inch of ground.

Waiting for the day these "judges" find out what a real tribunal looks like.

Source: Mariupol City Council

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  1. Galician Babusya
    absolute circus. they literally flattened the city and now they are sentencing the guys who tried to save it?
    +6 solidA concise summary of the absurdity, though pointing out the obvious is hardly a revolutionary act
  2. Crafty Kum
    The audacity of Russian projection never fails to amaze me. 'Blocking the city' as if they didn't bomb it to dust.
    +6 solidCorrectly identifying the projection, even if the surprise at this point is a bit naive
  3. Sunflowered Cornflower
    hope these guys get exchanged soon. stay strong lads
    +2 emotionalA heartfelt sentiment that adds absolutely zero intellectual value to the discussion
  4. Black-Soil Salo-Lover
    lmao supreme court of dnr... might as well be sentenced by the supreme court of middle earth
    +3 funnyComparing a kangaroo court to Middle Earth is a classic trope, but at least it made me smirk