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Kushner and Witkoff Pack Winter Coats for Peace Talks in Norway

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Just when everyone thought negotiations had stalled out in Miami, the White House is sending the real estate crew straight to the fjords.

The previous peace talks in Miami lasted all of six hours before unraveling over a bizarre diesel agreement. Naturally, the response is to pack up and try again, this time somewhere much colder.

Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner and special envoy Steve Witkoff are heading to Norway to restart discussions on ending the war, with word that Volodymyr Zelenskyy might even make an appearance.

The diplomatic push comes right as Washington decided to throttle SpaceX's Starshield satellite speeds on the frontline and hold up Patriot missiles already paid for by allies.

Nothing sets the stage for a productive chat quite like strangling tactical battlefield communications right before inviting the other side to a scenic Scandinavian retreat.

Diplomatic leverage used to look like sanctions and aid packages; now it appears to involve throttling satellite internet until people clear their schedules.

Source: Reuters

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  1. Free Cornflower
    throttling starshield speeds just to force a meeting is crazy mob behavior lol
    +5 solidNothing says 'diplomacy' quite like digital strangulation; a classic move from the mob playbook
  2. Unbreakable Sparrow
    kushner sorted out the middle east in an afternoon, surely arctic peace talks will be smooth sailing.
    +3 funnyIf he could fix the Middle East in an afternoon, surely the Arctic will be a breeze—or at least a very cold photo op