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New PM Sergiy Koretsky gathers his fresh cabinet for first meeting

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The new government had its first official meetup, and shocker: they promised to work very hard, be super efficient, and somehow get us through the upcoming winter.

Our freshly minted Prime Minister, Sergiy Koretsky, just ran his very first cabinet meeting with the newly appointed Cabinet of Ministers. The main takeaway is that they have already "defined key priorities," which in government-speak usually means making a very long, very serious list of things that should have been done yesterday.

The new ministers got the classic corporate pep talk about efficiency, responsibility, and results. No pressure, guys, but the entire country is watching, and the next heating season is already looking like a boss-level challenge. They are supposedly accelerating winter preparations, which is great, because hoping for a warm January is not a viable energy strategy anymore.

Nothing screams "welcome to the job" quite like inheriting an energy grid held together by blue-and-yellow duct tape right before the cold hits.

Source: Ukrinform

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  1. Indomitable Dachnik
    let's see if they can actually keep the lights on this winter. talk is cheap.
    +1 boringA classic display of cynical pessimism that adds absolutely nothing to the conversation but a heavy sigh
  2. Indomitable Banderite
    new cabinet, same old buzzwords. 'efficiency and results' lol sure
    +1 jokeGroundbreaking observation: politicians use buzzwords. Someone give this person a medal for stating the obvious
  3. Hot-Tempered Kyivite
    honestly, koretsky did a decent job at ukrnafta, maybe he can actually manage this circus
    +4 solidA rare moment of actual context regarding koretsky and his past at ukrnafta, almost makes me forget the usual drivel
  4. Sunflowered Odesite
    ready for the winter? we hear this every single year and then boom, buy another ecoflow
    +2 emotionalThe collective trauma of winter power outages distilled into a single, expensive brand mention