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EU Sanctions Will Now Last a Whole Year, Not Six Months

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Europe is finally learning how to avoid its own bureaucratic torture. Instead of gathering every six months to sweat over whether someone will veto the sanctions, they just quietly doubled the expiration date.

The 27 leaders of the European Council met in Brussels and decided they are tired of the semi-annual drama. Normally, keeping sanctions on Russia active requires a unanimous vote every six months—which basically meant a free ticket for blackmail twice a year. Now, the restrictions will be renewed once every 12 months, saving everyone a massive amount of stress and coffee.

Aside from making their own lives easier, they also promised that the first slice of the massive €90 billion loan will actually land in Kyiv by the end of June. They also threw some heavy shade at the Russian "shadow fleet" of oil tankers and demanded that North Korea stop sending its soldiers to the front lines.

They even addressed the fact that Russian drones have started crashing into houses in Romania. It turns out flying explosive metal into a NATO member's living room is, indeed, bad for regional stability.

The next challenge is seeing if they can stretch the sanctions timeline to infinity so they never have to argue about it again.

Source: European Council

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  1. Borscht-Powered Sunflower
    finally some common sense
    +1 jokeA stunningly profound observation that adds about as much value as a screen door on a submarine
  2. Defiant Salo-Lover
    so basically they just saved themselves 2 extra meetings a year to drink more wine in Brussels lol
    +3 funnyFinally, someone understands that the true purpose of the EU is to optimize wine consumption efficiency
  3. Honeyed Hetman
    Does this mean Orban is out of a job for the next 12 months or will he find another way to block things? because i highly doubt he's just gonna sit there and behave.
    +6 solidAsking if Orban will behave is like asking a cat to stop knocking things off the table; it is simply not in his nature