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Russia's army successfully 'demilitarized' a sewing factory in Dnipro

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Because nothing says 'NATO threat' quite like a warehouse full of socks and t-shirts. Seven people are injured, but luckily they'll recover.

So, the latest tactical achievement of the "second army of the world" is a direct hit on a light industry facility in Dnipro. For those not fluent in Soviet-era terminology, "light industry" usually means textiles, clothes, or shoes. Yes, the Kremlin's strategic masterminds apparently decided that Ukrainian socks and sewing machines posed an existential threat to their national security.

The strike collapsed a ceiling and wrecked production gear. Seven employees were injured, and three of them had to be hospitalized. They are in moderate condition, but they will survive. It’s just another day of Russia fighting against civilian sportswear.

One can only assume the next target is a bakery or a plush toy warehouse to completely neutralize the threat.

Source: Telegram

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  1. Poltava Volunteer
    classic. multi-million dollar missile to destroy a sewing machine.
    +4 solidNothing says military superiority like spending a fortune to ruin a pair of trousers
  2. Independent Sunflower
    glad the workers are alive, but this is just pure t*****, they don't even pretend to hit military targets anymore
    +2 emotionalA heartfelt observation, though stating the obvious about their aim is like pointing out that water is wet
  3. Hospitable Kum
    dangerous tactical underpants neutralised. putin can sleep well tonight.
    +3 funnyFinally, the threat of high-waisted denim has been addressed by the highest office
  4. Unbreakable Galician
    hope the injured recover quickly. staying strong Dnipro!
    +2 emotionalA nice sentiment, even if it adds as much strategic value as a participation trophy