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Man in Dnipro activated 1,000+ Starlink dishes for the enemy

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Imagine treating satellite terminal verification like a casual side hustle, except your side hustle hooks up frontline invaders to broadband.

A man from Luhansk Oblast was browsing Telegram looking for quick cash, which in wartime Ukraine almost invariably ends with counterintelligence knocking on the door. Russian handlers contacted him with an offer: register and verify satellite equipment on demand.

He initially registered one dish in his own name. The handlers liked the result and told him to scale up massively. So he turned local postal branches into a personal satellite activation factory, churning through fake credentials and straw-person identities. He managed to activate over 1,000 Starlink systems for Russian troops before the SBU raided his apartment.

Officers confiscated his phone loaded with chat logs and proof of payouts, while every single one of those thousand terminals was promptly wiped from the network.

Setting up clandestine satellite networks for an invading army turns out to be somewhat riskier than ordinary gig work.

Source: Facebook

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  1. Odesa Odesite
    running around post offices activating a thousand starlink dishes one by one is insane work lmao
    +6 solidЦе не просто робота, це якийсь абсурдний квест, гідний премії Дарвіна за старанність
  2. Free Vyshyvanka
    imagine the Russian logistics officer waking up to find 1000 dishes instantly bricked at once
    +3 funnyУявити обличчя того логіста — безцінно, для всього іншого є кнопка 'віддалено вимкнути'
  3. Poltava Palyanytsia
    telegram easy money channels are literally just expedited delivery straight to prison at this point
    +4 solidСучасний бізнес-план: як швидко змінити комфортне крісло на тюремні нари